MY WAR ON TERROR

Posted on December 13, 2008 - Filed Under The Job Hunter | Leave a Comment

In 2001, I worked as an Executive Secretary for a stinking rich nasty British woman on the Upper East Side. Her daughters’ name was also Marina. My first day at work, my new employer appeared abruptly. “I think it will be too confusing having two Marina’s in the house. I would like you to think about what you would like to be called.” I stood in silence. “How about Valerie?” she suggested.

I was working there on September 11th. After the planes hit I indicated that I was going home  and tuned out her protest “but who is going to answer my telephone?” When I returned two days later she “let me go.”

I am pretty certain I was dismissed because the two days I wasn’t there, her daughters went on my computer and discovered a document I’d written. I was taking a commercial acting class at the time, and my assignment was to write an ad for something I could really believe in.

Have you been dildo shopping lately?
The selection is mind-boggling
And the salespeople are so intimidating.
So I went online and found Dildoworld.com
They answered all my questions
And they made some fun suggestions too.
Dildoworld.com
Now I don’t need that online dating service anymore.

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