NON SCENTS
Posted on February 10, 2010 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
The only thing that can be done is to sew up my nose. Literally, that’s what the doctor’s have told me. I had polyps removed from my nose in 1996 that were preventing me from breathing properly and ever since then I can breathe, but now everything that has a scent travels instantly up my [...]
Read More..>>I SMELL, YOU STINK
Posted on June 6, 2009 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | 4 Comments
I don’t want my shampoo to smell like coconut. And I don’t want my lipstick to taste like watermelon. And I don’t want my poop to be masked with the smell of vanilla. And I don’t want my laundry to smell like fake sickly sweet flowers. The world used to smell natural. Like nothing in [...]
Read More..>>PERFUME STINKS
Posted on November 17, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
I was reading some magazine in my doctor’s office and I will quote Ashton Kutcher “If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much.” I want this message emblazoned across the sky, on every billboard, the leading news story. Everyone and everything stinks! If it’s not perfume or cologne, [...]
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