NEW YORK EXPERIENCE

Posted on June 8, 2009 - Filed Under The Job Hunter | 1 Comment

I moved to Hollywood in 1992 and I couldn’t get anyone to hire me. The problem, they said, was that I only had New York experience. Eventually I landed a job as a cocktail waitress at a strip club, where I met a Rumanian stripper. She wore pasties that she referred to as “pastries” and [...]

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CURRICULUM VITAE NULLUM DESIDERIUM

Posted on June 4, 2009 - Filed Under The Job Hunter | Leave a Comment

I am always looking for another job a better job a different job a challenging job a well-paid job a new job not just any job. Therefore I am constantly revising my resume. This resume appears to be a document where I take bits and pieces of things I have done and either embellish or [...]

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THE JOB HUNTER

Posted on June 2, 2009 - Filed Under The Job Hunter | Leave a Comment

For my previous employer, I coordinated a dove hunt that involved 30 billionaires arriving in their own private jets with hunting rifles and ammunition. In Mexico. In order to complete this unconventional task I had to learn a lot about hunting and bribing.

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MY WAR ON TERROR

Posted on December 13, 2008 - Filed Under The Job Hunter | Leave a Comment

In 2001, I worked as an Executive Secretary for a stinking rich nasty British woman on the Upper East Side. Her daughters’ name was also Marina. My first day at work, my new employer appeared abruptly. “I think it will be too confusing having two Marina’s in the house. I would like you to think [...]

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