FUNNY CAMPING STORY

Posted on June 6, 2009 - Filed Under Bright Ideas | 4 Comments

I hate camping. I’m allergic to bugs and dirt, and digging a hole to poop in is not my idea of fun.  Nevertheless, I dated a guy who was determined to make me love camping. He bought me a sleeping bag and some other camping gear and took me to the Angeles National Forest. We got lost. It was cold and damp. The ground was hard and we kept hearing twigs cracking outside the tent which made me nervous. We had sex.

He took off the condom and tied a knot in it and tossed it into the campfire and we watched as it blew up like a balloon filled with boiling semen and started rising above the flames and we threw sticks and rocks at it but it just took off.

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4 Responses to “FUNNY CAMPING STORY”

  1. Neal Durando on November 19th, 2009 4:01 am

    Holy crap! Good story!

  2. Anonymous on December 13th, 2009 9:30 am

    hell of a lot more interesting than what I was supposed to be searching for, (cant believe I’ve got to work on a sunday!) came across your site by accident really and gave the thumbs up on stumbleupon. Thanks for the diversion! bp.

  3. marina on December 13th, 2009 5:59 pm

    Thanks Bryan for the thumbs up! always glad to divert people from their jobs!!
    Marina

  4. Charles Pinion on March 8th, 2010 7:18 am

    Wow! Funny, I love camping, and did so a lot at Angeles National Forest before it burned down last year… :-(

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