AGGRESSIVE SHOES

Posted on April 26, 2009 - Filed Under Bright Ideas | Leave a Comment

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At first I thought they were ugly. Then I got used to seeing them. Then I went to a fancy shoe store and tried a pair on.

Today I am lounging around my apartment in my brand new amazingly sexy shoes. They look fantastic with the WWII nurse uniform I won on eBay. I warned my downstairs neighbor that I would be marching back and forth all day in an effort to wear them in, and he asked if he could come upstairs and see them. Throughout the day, I removed one shoe at a time and inspected the argumentative indents carved into the tops of my feet by the extra tight laces and elastic. After a while you don’t feel the pain anymore.

They are worth it.  They make me feel ten years younger. They make me feel dead cool.

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