GENERIC DOPE
Posted on November 28, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
I take a specific prescription drug every single day because it is essential to my survival. For seven years I’ve been paying $20 monthly for these pharmaseussicals. Suddenly it jumped to $75. I called my health insurance company.
Read More..>>THE BIPOLAR CONTROLLER
Posted on November 20, 2008 - Filed Under Human Foibles | Leave a Comment
I seem to always be waiting for someone to save me pick me up take care of me seal my fate give me a specific. My therapist says this is emblematic of my unfulfilled childhood need to be seen and heard. She says the bad news is that no one is coming to save me. [...]
Read More..>>NURTURANCE
Posted on November 19, 2008 - Filed Under Human Foibles | Leave a Comment
I wanted to write about my decision to be childfree but didn’t want to call this piece PRO CHOICE, so I googled “pro choice euphemisms.” First up was a quote from a Catholic blogger “Pro-Choice is a euphemism for Very Grave Sin.” A sadly misinformed Christian proclaimed “Pro-Choice is a euphemism for Holocaust.” These were [...]
Read More..>>PERFUME STINKS
Posted on November 17, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
I was reading some magazine in my doctor’s office and I will quote Ashton Kutcher “If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much.” I want this message emblazoned across the sky, on every billboard, the leading news story. Everyone and everything stinks! If it’s not perfume or cologne, [...]
Read More..>>SOMETHING RESEMBLING A SHOE PLEASE
Posted on November 14, 2008 - Filed Under Human Foibles | Leave a Comment
Who started this fad? Who made this look acceptable? Does this man think he looks hot?
I have an issue with footwear. I think you can tell a lot about a person from their choice of foot covering. Or can you?
BALDERDASH
Posted on November 9, 2008 - Filed Under Human Foibles | 1 Comment
Walking home from the grocery store, I saw a mother and her two children wearing those horrendously ugly croc shoes, and I found myself wondering where the term crock of shit originated. So I started searching.
The Urban Dictionary had this fantastic definition:
More politely known as “a pile of poo”, the term “a crock of shit” [...]
IRANIAN TRANSSEXUALS
Posted on November 7, 2008 - Filed Under Bright Ideas | 2 Comments
I got an email invite today to a screening of a film called Be Like Others. The tag line is: An intimate and unflinching portrait of the previously undocumented world of Iranian transsexuals.
That’s right. I had to go back and read the email to make sure it wasn’t a prank.
INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBORS
Posted on November 4, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
My apartment building has hardwood floors and you can hear everything that goes on above you. this is why I crazy glued felt pads to the feet of all my furniture so you can’t hear the dragging back and forth of every chair. This is why I take my shoes off when I enter the [...]
Read More..>>HUCKSTERS
Posted on November 4, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
I cannot stand the sound of someone trying to sell me something. When I go into a store I wanna be left alone to browse. Even if I tell the lousy salesperson that I’m just lurking, they can’t seem to help themselves from following me around and showing me something I don’t need or don’t [...]
Read More..>>MICROSOFT WORD
Posted on November 4, 2008 - Filed Under This Burns Me Up | Leave a Comment
Formatting. that’s all I’m gonna say. Just thinking about trying to get this to work in Word makes me wanna gouge my own eyes out with forks.
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